LUSTLIST.

Hello, hello. I have a very important announcement to make.

Unlike Maria who (claims) she doesn't want much attention, I have no shame at all and shall therefore proceed to advertise my upcoming birthday.
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OHMYSAINTEDAUNT!
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I AM FINALLY
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TURNING
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EIGHTEEN!
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I have been waiting for this day ever since I grew boobs - which was like what a decade ago?

So for those of you who want to get me something but aren't sure what I would want...

HERE'S A LIST. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(for those of you who are shaking your head in disgust, kindly bear in mind that I am only asking for things I really, really need.)

1) A new pair of jeans. The pair of jeans that I bought recently have ripped because I grinded Alfiean too hard while at Liquid Room and they FUCKING RIPPED. Right across the butt cheeks, thank you.

Get me anything that will make me look like this.



Back to earth, Naddy. *crashes down with a bump*

You see, because I am very J.Lo-esque, it is very difficult to find a pair of jeans that will actually flatter me.



I need jeans with a butt-minimizing function.

2)


Because I live in Bedok and I study in Clementi and my boyfriend lives in Bukit Panjang, I spend many many hours commuting. I desperately need something to keep me entertained because I usually just fall asleep in the bus and some day soon, one of you will chance upon me snoring with saliva dripping down my chin. Not very glam.

p.s. Gold karer iPod only because it's very bling bling, yo.

3)


A date with Rob Thomas. Some of you might argue that this is not something I REALLY need but do a girl a favour and give her an eighteenth birthday to remember, will you? I think this picture of him is damn hot because you can't see his hands in the picture and it looks like he's pee-ing. Or wanking. OMG, SO HOTT LAH. -fans self frantically.

4) Alfiean in a room lit only by candles and a huge tub of chocolate sauce.

And most importantly...

5) Some goddamned humility.


Note : Entry written in jest. Please don't take any of them seriously (although I could actually do with no. 1. And 2... and err, 3 and 4, come to think of it.) Hahahahahahaha.

Anyway, does anyone know what I should do for my birthday? I want it to be special but I'm on a low budget. :( So if any of you know of any places that are having ladies night on the 7th of July, please leave a tag! Danke!